West Virginia

A SFW description of whiskey vagina or when a lady is too drunk for sex

I tried last night but got West Virginia by the wife

by pr0fes0rka0s November 26, 2021

Virginia

A place in the middle of the United States of America, with both rich countrysides and major technological and wealthy cities. Recommended areas for living would be the D.C area, including Fairfax County and other northern Virginian places. If you want to grow land or farm, the south of Virginia is very pleasing. The north is mostly for government officials, office workers, ETC, while the south is more agricultural and rural. Richmond is kind of a shithole.
ALEXANDRIA 4 LIFE!

Guy: Hey, where should I move to?

Girl: Virginia, of course! It’s a good state.

Guy: Cool, do I go to Richmond-

Girl: (Starts levitating and emitting a fiery aura) NO.

by Virginiamayormaynotbesussy September 24, 2021

West Virginia

Country roads, take me home
To the place, I belong

West Virginia
Mountain mama
Take me home, country roads

by a random person on Earth July 12, 2020

West Virginia high five

“West Virginia High five”: the act of slapping your sibling on the buttocks with your hand. Different from a “pat” on the rear; resembles a cowboy slapping a horse on the rear as he sends it out to pasture.

Tommy was in the habit of giving and receiving West Virginia high fives with his sister Rebecca.

by Jus in case November 17, 2023

Virginia blanket

A Virginia blanket is another name for someone who sleeps all day

That guy is being a Virginia blanket rn

by Boneless soda October 18, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025

Virginia swashbuckler

When a guy is getting head, right before he cums he stands up and shakes his torso around a bunch, making his dick move around like a sword. This sprays the cum in every direction, including on your phone and in the partner's grandmother's ashes.

Yo dude I just did the virginia swashbuckler last night with my girl, it was sick

Really? I been wanting to try that for a while

by TEAMGRROFFICIAL October 13, 2020