ULTIMATE RISIBLE

BACKGROUND:PERFECT CONTROL
PHASE STYLE DEFINITION

I am going to SLEEP I am to.

Cannot tell when you fall asleep.

You cannot tell when your sleeping.

A hotel or motel room is partiality.

A SEXUAL ORGASM.

Winning a MOTHERFUCKING JACK0OT from the other standpoint.

Don't kid yourself the ULTIMATE RISIBLE as you are going to approach SLEEP.

Every human being has this ULTIMATE RISIBLE in LUFE as falling asleep.

It is highly encouraged to have a solution to the ULTIMATE RISIBLE sleeping as many accidents occur in so many different ways simply because we all get caught sleeping.

So this guy has this great room in the SPA TOWER at BELLAGIO but he is so out of it he fell asleep next to the light post on the ground near the traffic crossing at TREASURE ISLAND

Now that ULTIMATE RISIBLE is the ULTIMATE U MISERABLE or is it LITTLE KIDDY GIRL .

It be a real good ULTIMATE RISIBLE as to fall asleep at 65484 and the correct JACK OFF walks off with my JISM JACK POT.

by METE MEAT MEET May 29, 2021

Ultimate blinker

When your friend has a vape and you blow in the back while he’s holding his breath (it fills his lungs)

Holy shit bro that Ultimate blinker (UB) was fucking crazzyyyy

by rumer grove February 10, 2024

Ultimate Crunch wrap supreme

When you suck the crusty cum out of the (at least) five day old condom, like a fat kid slurps on a taco bell hot sauce packet.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.

Bro I was so down bad for her that two weeks after the hookup I grabbed the glow-in-the-dark condom from the trash and had an ultimate crunch wrap supreme.

by Stump Wizard October 30, 2024

ultimate stretch

typically a long cheese pull, or anything in general that can stretch.

bob: *does the ultimate stretch*
john: ULTIMATE STRETCH!!!!!!

by kornball May 14, 2025

Ultimate Dick Annihilator

A woman with an unstoppable pussy. She intends on milking every man she meets of every last drop of sperm they have. She’s adept at fucking people so hard, relentlessly and so wildly that they won’t be able to walk or Jack off for weeks or maybe even months. She could shove the biggest watermelon out there and take it out skinnier then Goku’s power pole. Her pussy is so hot and warm that it feels like she’ll melt your dick right off but at the same time it’s so hard and squeezes so tight that it feels like someone with the strength of 1000 Gorillas is stroking you dick and it’s about to fall out.

“My dude, why are you in a wheel chair?”
“Oh yeah i fucked an ultimate dick Annihilator last night so I won’t be able to do much for a while”

by Stop That Rn January 16, 2021

Ultimate primal bourbon coon

An African American that has consumed so many bourbon related beverages they have devolved into a new state of being. They have an extreme propensity for violent and irrational behavior. This state also has the lowest observable brain activity of anyone that has become a bourbon coon.

as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.

by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022

Ultimate Crank

D1 snapper, always throwing ass, D1 facetimer

Jas and Sabs are the ultimate cranks

by miamibabi October 14, 2025