turkish hamburger

The poofy haired vagina of an overweight 40+ Black haired woman that has a pickle fragment dangling from within its entanglement of mingle twine.

Dude, she took off her panties and there it was, a Turkish hamburger. She had to be 40+ and queefed pickles.

by Bungfolio the Great!!!! August 31, 2017

Turkumference

Measurement of the circumference of a turkey. Notably, the girth of the protagonist in the film Thankskilling and Thankskilling 3.

John wondered why Stacey compared his penis to the turkumference of Turkie as he devoured wanda lust's neck

by Rick Charound November 15, 2017

turkish freckles

When your drinking and the first person that passes out you drop your pants and fart in his face. Except you accidentally shart, spraying his face with speckles of shit.

Dave passed out! Let's give him some Turkish Freckles!!

by MikeOxbig the Gladiator December 22, 2017

turkish freckles

When your drinking and the first person that passes out you drop your pants and fart in his face. Except you accidentally shart, spraying his face with speckles of shit.

Dave passed out! Let's give him some Turkish Freckles!!

by MikeOxbig the Gladiator December 22, 2017

turkishery

Word used to describe actions considered as turkish stereotypes.

"Her dad is always doing some turkishery when she comes home"

by Benzz December 31, 2017

Turkish Cash Register

When someone inserts the chip side of a credit/debit card into your rectum.

My girl gave me the Turkish Cash Register last night, then made me pay for child support.

by TheAllKnowingMrD May 10, 2018

turkishery

Doing any kind of typical turkish activities.

James: Have you seen Aydin?
Theo: I haven’t seen him all week, he’s always busy doing some turkishery.

by Benzz March 18, 2018