Total Antipalindrome

A word or string in which no character in the reversed string matches the character at the same position in the original string. In other words, for a string of length n, a total antipalindrome satisfies the condition that for every index i (1 ≤ i ≤ n), character i ≠ character n − i + 1.

It’s like the exact opposite of a palindrome—not even a single letter is allowed to line up with its mirror.

"abcd" → reversed: "dcba" → no positions match → total antipalindrome

"abcdef" → reversed: "fedcba" → still no matching positions → total antipalindrome

"abca" → reversed: "acba" → the 'a' at the start matches → not a total antipalindrome

"racecar" → reversed: "racecar" → all mirror positions match → a palindrome; definitely not a total antipalindrome

by Smakibbfb April 11, 2025

Total Terrids

A terrible situation. A horrible inconvenience. The worst thing imaginable. Nightmare of a situation. When speaking this word, it's usually referred to in secrecy or while acting like a valley girl or speaking to a best friend.

After I walked into the bar and saw my ex with his new girlfriend, I knew the whole night was going to be total terrids, and it like totally was.

by Valarie Japan February 14, 2010

Lemme get a total recall

A total recall is an order of three buttery nipples from the bartender.

Aye yo, lemme get a total recall.

by Meatclacks March 28, 2025

...totally

1. synonym for completely.
2. word originating in the dialect of Saini, used at the end of self explanatory sentences, at the point in which one realises there is nothing left to add, and wishes to conclude said statement in a most concise and transparent manner.

"what did you do today?"
"i had KFC, it was boom.. so erm yeah ...totally"

by the A dogg April 12, 2012

totally safe yellow maze

If you're not careful and noclip out of reality in the wrong areas, you'll end up in the Backrooms, where it's nothing but the stink of old moist carpet, the madness of mono-yellow, the endless background noise of fluorescent lights at maximum hum-buzz, and approximately six hundred million square miles of randomly segmented empty rooms to be trapped in. God save you if you hear something wandering around nearby, because it sure as hell has heard you.

person A: why am i in a yellow maze
person B: uh idk but i think its a totally safe yellow maze
person C: bros in the backrooms
person A: wait what

by a guy that has no life August 3, 2023

total mental devastation

An immediate reaction to information taken in through one or more senses that is undesired which causes visible distress and discomfort.

Causes feelings of discomfort and disgust for long periods of time, as well as the inability to forget the undesired information.

May cause loss of interest, agitation, recurring feelings of discomfort and disgust, and struggling to communicate about the information, even when being vague.

The horror book had been too descriptive, and he said he is going through a "total mental devastation".

by froggbogg July 28, 2023

I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.

Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.

by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023