by cVallDay August 24, 2008
Person 1: wow Jerome your really skilled in throwing dwarfs
Person 2:Thank you, i am a skilled dwarf tossing nigga
Person 2:Thank you, i am a skilled dwarf tossing nigga
by Jerome mcgroover February 10, 2012
I respectfully gave my girlfriend an Australian ring toss while on a trampoline last night, when she came down, I missed and stubbed my penis on her ass cheek.
by gerthanthaclops December 25, 2009
your hanging out in a hot tube with a bunch of people and there is this one fat chick that keeps talking about being hungry for hot turnips. So you tell her that your balls are the size of turnips, so why doesn't she just toss them around with her tongue. So thats when the term "tossing hot turnips" was made.
by KD&JC November 04, 2010
I was on a few flights from Bangkok to Calgary and there was one flight attendant who was a coin toss hotty.
by Ohmzer August 23, 2007
1) preparing a salad. mixing greens.
2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around.
Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.
2) slang. To humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your anus in order to lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach-around.
Toss my salad came from an HBO speacial on prison. The seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. He would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or "fish" smear the jelly in his asswhole and lick it out while he masturbated.
That guy roberto is such an ass-munching fag he probably wants to toss my salad while giving me a reach-around.
by dan June 25, 2004
Reporter: So when a new inmate comes in, and he wants some drugs, how do you initiate them?
Prisioner: Well the first thing ah do, Is make em' toss mah salad.
Repporter: Toss my salad? What's that?
Prosoner: Havin' yo' salad tossed, means havin' yo' asshole eaten out, with jelleh oh syrup. I p'efer syrup.
Prisioner: Well the first thing ah do, Is make em' toss mah salad.
Repporter: Toss my salad? What's that?
Prosoner: Havin' yo' salad tossed, means havin' yo' asshole eaten out, with jelleh oh syrup. I p'efer syrup.
by Wow. I really Rock. It's not even funny how much I friggin rock. It's shocking. October 01, 2005