Top-poster

A top-poster is someone who writes above the original text when replying to an email or a post in a newsgroup.

A. Yes.
Q. Do top-posters confuse people?

by Towchain February 15, 2008

Top Paddock

As a farmer it natural that you keep your best cows in the Top Paddock. If a girl is classed as Top Paddock material she is a big heifer, has a solid rump, and big thighs. Great qualities for your next BBQ but not as your guest!

Mate, shes in the top paddock, I wouldn't take her on a date anywhere.

She ain't no unicorn, shes in the top paddock for sure!

by Piano Player July 26, 2018

TOP BOY

Someone who is unstoppable! Living with purpose and assertiveness! Who knows who he is! Walking in truth!

SPINALL keeps winning. That's a TOP BOY right there.

by cqanda February 9, 2023

red tops

Slang for british tabliod newspapers, in particular those with red tops such as the star, the sun, ect.

The red tops are in on it, meaning the tabliods have shown enthusiasem in a story.

by sassyman23 August 19, 2009

crap top

A notebook computer that you often take into the bathroom with you when pooing. Often an older laptop that the owner doesn't care about.

Murdah: Hey dude can I get my crap top back, gonna check out youtube while I drop a duke.

by C-Murdah January 2, 2008

top nigga

A thing or a person is top nigga if they are the best in their fields.

He is a valedictorian at Harvard. What a top nigga

Look at this tuned BMW M3. its top nigga

by Nigga May 17, 2004

top energy

The giver in sex who takes on the stereotypical masculine or dominant role

Amy was so commanding in the bedroom it was so hot she had so much top energy

by Shizandgiggles July 15, 2020