toaster

a shitty video camera

“Yo dawg that video is fake af, if it were real it wouldn’t have been filmed with a f’n toaster” *lights heater*

by TheMidas August 17, 2022

Nebraskan Toaster Strudel

The act of several men performing bukkake on a female until she resembles a toaster strudel.

Me and the boys pulled the good' ol Nebraskan Toaster Strudel on Mary jane last night.

by SenorNoodles June 19, 2016

my lil toaster

Loooooves to drink juice bc it is guCcccccciiiiiiiiiii. they've got the best stares, it makes a whole crowd nervous and faint from all the seggsyness ykyk ah haaaa ;p....makes a bitch feel good by just holding their hands and slurping that sheyt up like orgists. loves to sniff diff types of liquids ;)) 😘😘

toiii...my lil toaster....if you're seeing this, I ear lobe you baaaabbBbyYy😋😛 (I went easy on u this time...)

by tanyYYYYYY March 23, 2021

Toastering

Toastering is when you mess around with you cock then when you are edging stick it in a toaster on full blast and it will burn your cock a little but your will be warm and delicious

Timmy was bored so he he wanted to try Toastering and he thought it felt good so he invited his mom over and she a his cum after and then they got married and had 36 baby together then they tried to have 37 but Timmy’s mom died Timmy was very sad so he was Toastering again and died from his cock exploding. Very sad life 😢😭

by The cum guzzling god April 3, 2024

Toaster Mage

Part toaster, part mage, "magical creature"
doesn't know what he's doing and wreaks havoc on forums and message boards... beware.

mage "uh oh... here comes toaster mage again" Is the definition long enough yet?

by BanderaIVVI January 19, 2005

toaster

What Gacha Life children think is the funniest thing in the world.

gacha1: I identify as a toaster.

gacha2: LMAO IM DYING- OGRE9HGH9R-

by OpenTheDoorGetOnTheFloorEverybodyWalkTheDinosaur June 13, 2022

low down dirty toaster

An act in which you place two slices of bread in your buttcrack while a Bigfoot in a gimp suit paints you like one of his

French girls to the sound of Freebird. This is typically performed in September.

I took off the first weekend to Canada, in hopes of a little low down dirty toaster action. It was aight.

by CyberBigfoot April 21, 2024