poppin' swags like a toaster

It's like poppin' swags, but like a toaster.

Person 1: I have swag.
Person 2: Excuse me?
Person 1: I'm poppin' swags like a toaster.
Person 2: That sentence didn't make me any less confused.

by Gangster Fart April 22, 2014

Toaster

A girl or woman who is hot as hell but but you wouldn't stick your dick in her. (IE crazy or daddy issues)

Dude I heard you were dating Emily. Her ex Kyle said she is def a toaster.

by Gachihyper February 12, 2021

Toaster Oven

The head dress better known as a niqab or the person who wears such a garment. It refers to the eye slit in the head dress being similar to the slot you would put toast into.

The term also refers to a Cylon, from the TV series BattleStar Galactica.

In 2010, France became the first European country to ban full face coverings, including a niqab aka Toaster Oven, in public areas.

by DragonWizard October 23, 2023

Glazed toaster strudel

The act of toasting a strudel and subsequently sticking your cock into the toaster to frost the strudel with your cum

My brother was hungry last night and so I made a Glazed toaster strudel and fed it to him

by Carmine Fardella Jr January 27, 2025

low down dirty toaster

An act in which you place two slices of bread in your buttcrack while a Bigfoot in a gimp suit paints you like one of his

French girls to the sound of Freebird. This is typically performed in September.

I took off the first weekend to Canada, in hopes of a little low down dirty toaster action. It was aight.

by CyberBigfoot April 21, 2024

Toaster

Someone who cooks people.

"you're not a toaster! I wonder why they said you were."

by Fifilicious September 28, 2020

Toaster

a person who's had sexual intercouse with atleast 3 people from the same sorority or fraternity

Jeff: Yo, should I lay the pipe on Jenny tonight?

Ben: Ooooh I wouldn't.. If you are, at least wear a condom, she's a toaster bro.
Jeff: Yeah fuck that, good call. She's done the team.

by peckerface22 December 10, 2016