The process consisting of taping varies cotton balls to the head of the "fairy-wanders" penis, then sprinkling the desired color of glitter all over the taped cotton balls. In order to end the process you must use the newly created fairy wand to smack any raggedy bitch in order to pass on the gift of magic.
After a bitching party i decided to go fairy-wanding with my friend mikes unholy mom because she was lacking gods greatest gifts, happiness and a little bit of magic.
by Ass is Maxiumus November 03, 2013
by m00gininity July 31, 2011
by Tingle Likes Rupees October 07, 2016
An anatomical cleft that forms a warm, comfortable resting place for seemingly unworldly presences, entities and odors; an ass crack.
Patient: I've been itching back there horribly, doctor.
Doctor: Well, let's take a peep in the fairy hammock.
Doctor: Well, let's take a peep in the fairy hammock.
by doonga May 17, 2013
by milion October 23, 2004
me, dressed in wings, tutu and wand, a Schlitz tall boy in one hand ready to scour the masses...striking drunkards with my stealth wand (we'll leave that at that!) Encouraging drunks abound to hit on every hot chick or male to be found, to be given the approval to utter your slurred slobbering words, and yes, to puke on your best friends' sofa...
by bosch_sage October 31, 2007
A fairy blue is a "New Conservative", popular with hardline and unalligned conservatives within the UK, the term is usually one of derision.
Came about with the UK Conservative party's redesign along with its use of lighter blues. Fairy is a pre recognised term usually used to describe males of the homosexual persuasion.
Came about with the UK Conservative party's redesign along with its use of lighter blues. Fairy is a pre recognised term usually used to describe males of the homosexual persuasion.
e.g. 1
Disgruntled Tory 1: "Did you see the new party logo?"
Disgruntled Tory 2: "Sigh, he's painted the party fairy blue"
e.g. 2
Disgruntled Tory 1: "What did you think of the blue fairy's security agenda?"
Disgruntled Tory 1: "Did you see the new party logo?"
Disgruntled Tory 2: "Sigh, he's painted the party fairy blue"
e.g. 2
Disgruntled Tory 1: "What did you think of the blue fairy's security agenda?"
by AliBarFarBarHar June 18, 2008