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Support Clown

Those unreachable and not understandable people your company hires to perform mission critical systems supoort in a location so far away it would take a hot air baloon and 40 days to get there.
I called tech support three times today and kept getting the same support clown. Every time I did what he asked I could swear I heard a horn honking and wind whistle.
by ilookmarvlus March 14, 2012
mugGet the Support Clownmug.

Clown Dick

When you get done fucking your GF and find out shes on the rag becasue your pubic hair is bright red like the wig on a clown.
OH shit, that time of the month again huh Karen... I got CLOWN DICK again... My pubic hair's red..
by Leroy Lereaux March 19, 2019
mugGet the Clown Dickmug.

clown the rice

I'm at work and can't clown the rice on this new project.
by Idaho Sell December 19, 2008
mugGet the clown the ricemug.

Clown Gaping

The act of rimming a girl who's having her period.
Dude, what's with the red nose? Working at a circus now?

No, I just got back from clown gaping your sister.
by Pieteman January 14, 2014
mugGet the Clown Gapingmug.

clown foot

A person who has big feet and or very clumbsy.
Look at that clown foot!
Hey, clown foot, is it your first day with your new feet?
by Jeff Ries March 19, 2007
mugGet the clown footmug.

windshield clown

Windshield Clown: in most cases an unskilled or un-certified glass technician. Most windshield clowns can be spotted when they lift the wiper blades up and then ‘’stuff’’ the windshield under the cowl instead of correctly removing the wiper blades and cowl and then installing the glass. A Windshield Clown's only concern is doing the replacement as quickly as possible negating customer safety with an improperly installed windshield. Windshield Clown's also like to use colorful tapes to tape the windshield in place. Use of correct adhesives require no tape to remain on the vehicle.
I see you have blue tape all over the edges of your windshield. You must have had a visit from a Windshield Clown.
by Chip Control August 23, 2018
mugGet the windshield clownmug.

clobber the clown

"I stuck my head in and caught him clobberin his clown."
by Joe Bone March 7, 2005
mugGet the clobber the clownmug.

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