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Yard Child

The son or daughter of a deadbeat dad, mainly used for Father's who are in the same town not hiding but still will go at any cost of ignoring there yard children as if they were the pleage.
_I'm sorry your honor but that kid is not mine

_the file clearly says it's your biological son

_ Your honor that's my yard child, I don't even know how to spell the retarded ass name my babymama gave him

_Order in the court, what do you think this is a babershop, please have some respect for the gavel
by Toroz May 29, 2018
mugGet the Yard Childmug.

Junk Yard Dawgs

The Columbia Football offensive line. A term used on social media by Columbia fans to describe the offensive line who are men amongst boys. Many teams cannot handle the line or the fan section, these people are known as snowflakes.
Stop playing like chihuahuas and start playing like Junk Yard Dawgs”
by Smith.John October 11, 2019
mugGet the Junk Yard Dawgsmug.

empty yard

when your house is empty and the galdem come link up
kyle: i got an empty yard beb come over
kayla: i'll come if u got the weed
by flipperflapper69 September 29, 2018
mugGet the empty yardmug.

Yarding

The act of any activity in your yard in 2020, while drinking alcohol, due to social distancing. Y A R D
You All R Drinking
I was yarding today with my husband, raking leaves with beer in hand.
by Becky Lou Who December 13, 2020
mugGet the Yardingmug.

yard apron

Debbie can over for a patio drink, I went to flip the patty’s and I gave her a good old yard apron!
by Norman Pronger February 16, 2023
mugGet the yard apronmug.

Train-yard Blast

A sexual act that involves using a model train set to be involved in love making such as jamming the model train conductors into the urethra or fitting the entire train with its cabs into the vagina

It can also be described as thrusting extremely hard while having sex, screaming at the top of your lungs "CHOOOO CHOOOO" and cumming all over said persons face, ass or vagina
I think me and Cindy are gonna do some Train-Yard Blast tonight"
by FingerPuncher May 30, 2017
mugGet the Train-yard Blastmug.

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