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Testicular Milk

girlfriend: i want me some of your testicular milk tonight

boyfriend: ...

girlfriend: what?

boyfriend: who even says that?

girlfriend: well i learned it on urbandictionry, and thought i should use it in a sentence today.

boyfriend: (thinks: "why am i dating this girl? oh, b/c she's a freak in bed... forgot for a second.")
by Is There A Problem Officer? August 7, 2011
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Milk Rainbow

When a chap is 'knocking one out' in his leisure time, lying on his back, preferably with someone watching from a distance, and blows a big load- quite high- that lands either in or around the mouth area. Making the shape of a low arching 'milk rainbow', result.

Derived from the ancient red indian word "milainbow" meaning to spunk on ones own face, or the face of a Yak, either by accident or on purpose. Such men in these tribes were worshipped for their big loads, and creative catching with the mouth abilities like a Jack Russell -thus commonly called "Jack-Russelling" in the gay community.
Andy-"Oh man last night I got spunk in my face!"

Peters-" Did it go in your mouth dude?"

Andy- "A little bit, why?"

Peters- "Mate, Milk Rainbow"
by "TheMurph" November 12, 2009
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milk a bitch

When you use somebody for their money to get things like gifts, dinner, clothes, etc.
Hey Janelle date them other dudes, milk a Bitch.
by 11-5 February 10, 2014
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boob milk

Milk that come from human female boob.
Hey Beth I’m thirst can I have some boob milk.
by Asian jake Paul November 20, 2018
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Choccy Milk

A term proud cuckold fathers use around their kids meaning Tyrone's Sweet and Salty BBC!
Respectful Father of the Year: Hey Tyrone! Can you please give my son your delectable, potent Choccy Milk!

Son who loves Choccy Milk: Nooooo! I don't want it, I DON'T WANT IT!!!

Strong African Bull: Right after I fuck your wife and play on your Nintendo Switch first.
by wwasddddda January 30, 2022
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Mother's Milk

Fourth full length album of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Following the death of former guitarist Hillel Slovak, the album marks the debut of guitarist John Frusciante and drummer Chad Smith. Known for being the start of the groups commercial success, it features a variety of songs ranging from the funk laden riffs of "Subway to Venus" to the firey goodness that is "Punk Rock Classic".
There isn't a bad song on Mother's Milk.
by everlong June 1, 2006
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milking the cow

When a girl is sucking a guys cock, while pulling on his balls one after the other until he shoots cum repeatedly in her mouth.
I was trying to hold it as long as possible, but when she started milking the cow I just erupted.
by bulletred January 10, 2008
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