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wet ned

Whilst in the act of fellatio, a wet Ned is accomplished at the time of orgasm when the Pennis is withdrawn from the oral cavity and directed into the nostril of one's partner. If performed correctly this maneuver provokes a sneeze the resulting jiz bubble is known colloquially as a Wet Ned.
Whilst banging Shakira she blew a Wet Ned like old faithful.
by Lil pierre November 27, 2015
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wet saw

One Amazing tool or device used to cut rock hard minerals or surfaces into smaller more manageable pieces.
Adams father gave him a wet saw to cut the marble floor in the kitchen that was being remodeled.
by TheTruthBackNtheDay February 26, 2018
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Wet paralysis

It's like sleep paralysis, except hot babes enter your room looking for love. It's an enhanced version of a wet dream that takes place in the rem stage of sleep. Shadowy silhouettes of hot chicks come in and dance and show you a good time all while you can only stare, as your whole body is unable to move. Best applied when you enter the paralysis with your hands behind your head. This can happen to females too.
Roman: yo I had this weird thing past night, these hot chicks came in and danced but they weren't there when I turned on the lights on
Jamed: "that's wet paralysis dawg"
by DopeRedHead420699/11 November 4, 2019
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Instant wet

When just verbally conversing with a woman by saying the right thing at the right time instantly makes a mess in her underwear.
He didn't even say that many words but they were the right ones and her only response was instant wet.
by @Badmoneyslim September 5, 2019
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Wet Squall

The act of projecting diarhea on someone's face.
If he doesn't stop pissing me off, I'm gonna wet squall him.
by KingChode December 10, 2009
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Wet wiener

When you spill a Baja blast from Taco Bell on your wiener/crotch area
Gotta drive safely after you order Taco Bell. You don’t want a wet wiener, do you?
by Slightlychance September 2, 2020
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wet alligator

A handjob from someone with calloused, scaly hands and they spit on it which does very little to improve the sensation.
Nah, she doesn't use hand lotion at all... Best you could get offa her is a wet alligator.
by Randehman April 4, 2014
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