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squeezel sheep

Anyone who lives in a favilla and speciailizes in the art of shank making
"Give that squeezel sheep a post-it and cap from a 20oz coke bottle and he will make 7 shanks."
by Justin@ocmp.com August 11, 2006
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Tickling the Sheep

When your trying to sell something(car dealer, sales rep) and your trying to work the customer into buying something. It's the act of tickling the sheep.
Hey Rick, has the customer decided on which model router they want to buy yet?
No Dale, I'm still tickling the sheep.
by techsupportgui February 9, 2015
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Sheep

Damn he sure was a sheep with that iPhone X
by JKwannabe May 27, 2018
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Dirty Deeds done with Sheep

A rendition of AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap" created by the infamous Bob Rivers.

Likely not safe for work, at least once he sheepishly confesses to pulling the wool over your eyes.
If you're havin trouble with you barnyard friends
Youve got a thing for ewes
Been countin sheep but you're not in bed
Heres what you gotta do:
Get out the barn stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don't ring 976-BAAA
That kind of loves a crime!

Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep

My friend Larry has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps bragging 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him, No,
Look at the flock they're all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece Give them some peace.
Don't be a barn door man!

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!

Velcro gloves Knee pads Late-night dates
Done with sheep!
Warning signs Electric fences High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Don't tell em what I've done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!

(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherds coming!)
by bitchuck September 8, 2024
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Sheer your sheep

Usually fighting words. Can we used in place of I’ll clean your clock or I’ll bust your chops.
sheer your sheep - ready to fight

Jeff: “fuck you!”
John: “I’ll sheer your sheep bitch.”
by That guy 175672 February 25, 2020
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Sheep

Someone who looks up their name on Urban Dictionary and believes it to be true before posting on social media
Everyone else is doing it so I need to feel relevant too and follow the other sheep
by HMFIC November 24, 2021
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Sheep

An alien creature of unofficial origin. It is official that these eldritch abominations came from the government. Or the Illuminati. Commonly used to describe the eldritch abomination, some farmers turn corrupt and believe the sheep is harmless. Those farmers have been BRAINWASHED by the aliens in the Illuminati. This was official when multiple “comedians” or spies from the Illuminati, proved that it existed!
Bob: I like farming sheep!

Ben: Those eldritch creatures!
by Ben, the Conspiracy Theorist! November 28, 2023
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