Greasy Gobble

The classy act of giving a gentleman fellatio with a mouthful of chips.

“Yer’ve never ‘ad a greasy gobble? You’ll love it, mate. It’s where I nosh yer off wi’ a gobful o’ chips”.

by jspam April 04, 2019

Greasy grape squeezer

A derogative term for an Italian.

This wop is a dirty greasy grape squeezer.

by Habdsomecat January 13, 2017

Greasy cornbread

When a guys dick is unnaturally dry, so you use lard to get it going easier.

Jimmie's dick was so dry, his girlfriend decided to give him some greasy cornbread.

by The ultimate XS August 11, 2016

Greasy Peanut

A young boy who gels his hair until it becomes flat and greasy.

Omg did you see greasy peanut in class today?

Yup his hair was so greasy.

Totally

by Nugget7 January 05, 2017

Greasy Palmer

Squirting a large amount of sunscreen or other lotion into ones hand with the intent of stealing the contents. Similar to a five finger discount but requires your palm for obvious reasons.

Man, good thing I got that greasy palmer or I would have been sunburned!

by sixflags5r July 08, 2010

Greasy Dick

Millenial slang.
Positively toned and/or negatively toned.
It is not normal to have a greasy dick. The term "greasy dick, was made up due to the famous restaurant "Greasy Dick" in Denmark. Ever since the term has been used by the top 0.002% of intellectuals in Denmark. These "intellectuals" are worshipped like gods by their fellow lesser humans

Hey, wanna go to "Greasy Dick" today?
Greasy Dick? *Wink*

by Skinken January 28, 2019

Greasy Thumb

When you stick your thumb up your anus whilst masturbating.

Babe usually gives himself the greasy thumb when he wants himself.

by Hank the Yank April 01, 2016