Four-Finger Discount

The term for an animated character shoplifting as they only have 4 fingers on each hand

Bart Simpson: Are you guys shoplifting?
Jimbo Jones: Four-finger discount dude
Nelson Muntz: Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark!

by TornadoGordo September 1, 2017

Invisible Four Eyes

Any person who wears contacts, has invisibe four eyes.

Look at troys invisible four eyes!

by Troytheboytoy July 22, 2009

Four Star Phony

Four star phony: Often used in the military to describe an officer who has never seen any real combat. A person of superior position in a company, culture, or society that has not earned his position through real experience. A person who has not “been there done that” but claims to have. An expert at conveying false impressions about ones importance. The liar that is highest up the food chain.

Our manager Mr. Smith sure likes to bark orders, but he doesn't know the first thing about running this department.
He is such a four star phony.

That four star phony sure likes to tell some fantastic stories about the old days.

by Hello-o-o-o-o December 17, 2011

Four Minute Seat

Having sex with a girl until you are done

I picked up this girl from the bar last night, we went to her house for a four minute seat. I didnt even take off my pants.

by Michael Geico August 30, 2010

four poo casserole

When four different people poo in the same toilet without flushing.

I was going to use the lavatory and was dismayed to find myself staring into a four poo casserole.

by Jorge Yozupda November 25, 2017

Four Twenty Loko

Four Loko with cannabis added. It is usually prepared by dissolving a THC tincture or cannabis edible in a can of Four Loko. Consumption of Four Twenty Loko causes extreme intoxication, known as being cross-faded.

After making a Four Twenty Loko with 20 mg of THC tincture, I got so cross-faded that I couldn't leave the couch.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 4, 2022

Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Discord, Spotify, Skype, and Steam. Applications that no matter what the fuck you do, they open when you start up your computer.

Sorry the WiFi is so bad, The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are opening and updating right now.
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by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019