Cleveland Handshake

1. Offering a seemingly genuine handshake to an individual but doing so in a quick manner, as if to display distraction/per-occupation, pulling your hand of choice from your jacket pocket after clutching a hidden turd, to complete the shake.

2. An attempt at using a Sedgley glove gun, or similar reproduction, in a sucker punch fashion to forever sleep a person of interest.

1. He seemed a real swell fella, I offered my hand at the conclusion of our business. I thought i had caught him off guard as he set his drink down but then he gave me the ole cleveland handshake!

2. Only the worst assassins choose the cleveland handshake over a dinner spoon!

by mcslezzy February 2, 2024

My name is Cleveland Brown

And I am proud to be

My name is Cleveland Brown And I am proud to be Right back in my hometown

by Lexi the v8ydg8yev8u October 19, 2025

Cleveland Arches

When you see a perfect good pair of feet hanging out the window CLE cellphone lot then proceeded to approach the feet and use them for some self service.

On my walk through the cellphone lot yesterday I took a ride down the Cleveland arches, I timed it so perfectly that by the time he got his shoes on I was already over the fence.

by Le Stefan July 16, 2022

Cleveland jerk

The Cleveland jerk is the act of using ur foreskin as a flesh light

dam i love Cleveland jerking

by anonymous May 10, 2025

Cleveland Curveball

To throw or pitch ones fecal matter at an unsuspecting bystander.

"Hold my beer, gonna give the next person that walks by a cleveland curveball"

by ( * ) August 1, 2017

cleveland compromise

The Cleveland Compromise consists of four joints, running a geeb, and taking two green bowl bong rips followed by a .2mg dab all in a sitting. The iconic act is becoming a mainstay in the 4/20 routines of dedicated rippers.

Yo dunc, I just ripped a cleveland compromise, time to bump Down by the River

by Savery17 April 17, 2021

Cleveland Swirl

This act of intellect involves two people: the taker and receiver. The receiver lays flat with their stomach up. The giver squats over the receivers mouth, after this the giver proceeds to shit inside of the receivers mouth. Then the receiver then gurgles the shit until it becomes a mustard consistency. After this the receiver spits it out into the givers mouth then the receiver swallows it.

My little sister gave me the Cleveland Swirl yesterday

by GayMan24 September 23, 2024