asian veal

a young asian boy under the age of 14 whos main objective is to have sex with 30 something white men
hey ted, lets get some asian veal
sorry ted, the fbi caught me for that in the 80's and im on veal watch
by messedupdan March 23, 2015
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Asian by Proxy

A non-Asian person who relentlessly adopts Asian culture, food, and its holidays is Asian by proxy. They know more about Korean barbecue or Vietnamese pho than should be allowed. They understand the eye contact paradox (Westerners insist on eye contact as respect, Asians refuse to make eye contact to elders to honor them.)
Look at blondie, ordering sushi, no idea what she asked for, but Asian by proxy.
by Silent Barracuda September 28, 2016
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Skinny Asian

An Asian that has less skin then bone and is very bad at a game called fortnite battle royal and are very fucking annoying
Hey kye swallows you are a skinny Asian because your bad at fortnite and you are bad to the bone
shut the fuck up skinny asian
by Jaiisbetteratboxfights August 30, 2021
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Asian Fingaling

There are wild asian fingalings with no butt-clenching abilities - the poop just slides out once in the sitting down position. Every chair presents a major risk to society,
Please stop pooping everywhere, you Asian Fingaling
by kaleyaryaryar January 05, 2021
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Asian Unicorn

Did you see that Asian girl with the booty? She’s a real Asian Unicorn
by Redman2286 September 09, 2021
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Asian Elephant

That species of elephant found throughout India and South Eastern Asia. They have small ears and most are tuskless. Also they’re probably the elephants you find at the zoo. They are more closely related to mammoths than African Elephants.
I went to the zoo and the Asian Elephants were not there
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Asian Brad

the kind of dick you meet studying for physics 2. By senior year you want to kill him but you also can't make it through school without him. Even though his dumbass keeps bringing ya down, he also keeps you laughing so it's kinda worth the friendship. Also known for being a bit abrasive and judgmental to his best friends.
Asian Brad worked with me on Dynamics 2 homework and ended up just copying all my work, but I laughed the whole time so I'm really not even mad.
by sosengineer October 09, 2017
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