crystal cowboy

A man who exchanges sex for crystal meth

That's the finest crystal cowboy this side of the Mississippi, I'll tell you what

by The big phink January 12, 2019

Crystal Kawichi

A mage who you don't want to mess with. She may be tiny, but she is sassy and powerful. She tends to give hugs to others, and seems happy

Guy 1:"Dude I think I just met a Crystal Kawichi today."

Guy 2: "Oh god, what did you do to piss her off?"

by C.O.K.3271 April 21, 2018

Crystal 7up

A guinea rat Good at promising people high end hand crafted billiard cues for their birthday. Known for her work as a 7 up vendor skonka she currently resides in the streets of the 209 district and surrounding areas.

Known alias's:
Skonka
Rat
Cat Water
Cum Catcher
Vendor bop
Sancha and more.

Hobbies include:
Being a rat
Skonking around other vendors
Donkeying other donkeys
Not buying pool sticks

Crystal from 7up is a rat
Crystal 7up

by AySly February 2, 2023

Harris Crystal Palace

Thia place is not the place to send your students. The boys chat to girls 4 yrs younger than them and the girls have been giving bops from the first day they get into the schl . The girls are meady but there a few lengs ones if you look hard enough. The boys all look like they have some sort of problems. everyone chats shit about all their friends and the 6th formers are fucking neeks . yr 10s, 9 and 11s vape like there getting paid for it and yr 8s chat to yr 11s. all the yr 11s are WH0RES and need to repent for their fucking sins . the schools calm but teachers move like its some prison. all jokes aside its a decent school and the liveness is there

Person 1: did you hear about that yr11 girl who had a threesome in the park?
Person 2: shes probably from harris crystal palace.

by kb.sav October 17, 2022

crystal cdrmanti

the best big brother ever #bonerduo

crystal cdrmanti is my favorite person in the whole entire world

by goldie cdiscduos May 31, 2022

Teacher Crystal

a type of rare crystal that teach you about econs
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by I HANDLE PROBLEMS VERY WELL EV July 7, 2020

Nancy Crystal

Two women that entire lives have amounted to them being Culver City stanky strawberries.

Did you see those two women?

Yeah, they stink. And they only became strawberries.

Do they really sleep with the same man behind each other’s back?

Indeed. The life of Nancy Crystal.

Yeah. Stinky strawberries tend to live that life.

by CaCa City Roundup August 11, 2022