close your eyes and think of England

An expression used in the United Kingdom referring to unwanted sexual intercourse. Usually from ones spouse.

Brenda: I hate having sex with George
Lucy: Just close your eyes and think of England

by Alia Joanne July 13, 2007

tap it more than twice, your playing with yourself

IF you hit your penis more than twice after urianting to get rid of dribble, your touching yourself for pleasure opposed to clearing yourself off.

You say "if you tap it more than twice your playing with yourself" to speed up the line for the urianals.

by Bret "Ballsaw" January 27, 2005

Clean your fish tank

What you tell a girl to do when she isn't so fresh.

"Steven told his girlfriend, Sandy Fagina, your twat smells nasty and busted, you betta go clean your fish tank."

by Stefanie and Jared September 21, 2008

lie on your back and think of england

face it, you're gonna get screwed.

when james told me he was going to join bally total fitness, i told him to lie on his back and think of england.

by Kfifty July 12, 2005

Your Thanks

A way of saying you're welcome or no problem in response to thank you.

"Thank you for doing this for me, I couldn't have done it without you."

"Your thanks, it was my pleasure."

by Doctor Jacklyn September 30, 2018

worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids

Seeing/listening to Hawthorne Heights.

I saw Hawthorne Heights on Conan last night. Twas worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids.

by Lizzeh && Ninja September 4, 2008

i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife

james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

or

paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?

by Tipp Ex September 10, 2009