thanksgiving

a day that celebrates heling each other in times of need. also about killing native americans, but lets not think about that part.

white guy: happy thanksgiving!
native american:i gave you corn, you killed my people...

by supercoolawsomefantasticguy December 23, 2007

thanksgiving

super genocide of turkeys

it's thanksgiving, won't anyone think of the turkeys??!!

by mAgik bUs December 28, 2005

Thanksgiving

A four day “shock and awe” (q.v.) ritual of masochistic excess designed to torture Americans into some form of familial cohesion, usually imaginary. Undertaken as unconscious penance for what they done to the Indians.

Oh God! We have to go to my parents' house for Thanksgiving! Honey, where'd you put the waterboard?

by Spamarella November 28, 2010

Hotter Than a street light

He's gonna call you as soon as the street lights come on he's gonna come getcha. So basically he won't call you in the day only at night. Cause he can sense that you wanna get did right , claiming that hes a millionare that you have never messed with before.. He's from the streets maken millions and your man can be working in an office job 9-5...

Daly City, raised in 3rd street nigga tryen to collect as many woman as possible, with his charming demeanors flossing his beamer, benz and bently... Always ready to ask for some becky.... While he sits you in his car and says Baby! I dedicate this song to you, while flowing it out loud in his car over looking the sunset at the beach shawty you's "Hotter than a street light"

by Always ready 2 gimme dat Henry September 29, 2010

thankss

1. very sarcastic way of saying thanks
2. and enthusiastic thanks

thankss your awesome

by WELLTHEN BABY August 23, 2010

guido thanksgiving

eating pasta before turkey on Thanksgiving.

Example 1: No wonder so many guidos are fat, they eat a meal of pasta before their actual Thanksgiving dinner.

Example 2:
Person 1: "Are you going to Carmine's house for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "More like guido Thanksgiving, and no."

by 2fat2kill2 November 25, 2009

thanks.txt

Derogatory term for a final internet forum post before one leaves for good in which all gripes, complaints,angst,etc. are aired in front of the world. Generally assumes that most people care about ones departure when in fact they do not. I.E. "Thanks for al the memories".
Usually results in post deletion/banning of offender.

What happened to ChoadToad?

He thanks.txt'd and got banned.

by ZoroasterD July 22, 2004