A-Jonas

When you break-up with someone by text messages instead of confronting them face to face.

hey wheres your Girl-friend. "What Girl-friend I A-Jonased her and shes no more

''you coward''

by M-Boy 10 December 7, 2010

Jonas

Jonas is always a nice friend. He is perfect, nice, rich, and reliable. He’s the best kind of friend you can have.

Jonas has a big Cock

Who is the handsome one over there? It’s jonas!

Is Jonas perfect? Yes!

by urbanes dikitonary November 23, 2021

jonas

A dumbass who spends all of his primitive life in his monkey dwelling cave, unable to grasp the texture of grass. Many of these guys show ape-like behavior whenever they get excited.

Person 1: Why is there an ape on my lawn?
Person 2: Oh that's just a "Jonas"
Jonas: Oga bouga boo
Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh It is grunting!
Person 2: *dies by the jonas*

by cantahope July 26, 2022

jonas

a sweet guy

will always be selfless but denies it
he will always be looking to improve himself when hes already perfect
always looking to try new things
never lets anyone down
hardworking always

Have you seen Jonas? His girlfriend is lucky as fuck

by pinkcheekgirl February 21, 2022

Average Jonas

The undisputed king of annoying lineup outplays in Valorant.

Get your Average Jonas headass out of my comp game.

Why you getting out-fragged by that Average Jonas fucker?

by Pelandroni April 7, 2023

Jonas

A green slime monster; Shrek

like chaps, not chips

A small pp with no stamina

Jonas is in fact the Shrek man himself

by Demarcus cousins I February 1, 2023

Jona

The most marvelous human being that has ever existed

Especially Jona Hoxhaj 😂

by Tralalaa November 22, 2021