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The Tard™

This term was coined by The N-Word Pass group chat on Misfits Amino. When someone has the Tard, this means that they are incredibly retarded. It can be spread through sucking dick or through the air. The Tard is incredibly contagious, which is why most people who contract this horrible disease must be immediately quarantined and given an acid bath.
Did you really just say that? Looks like you got The Tard™, my friend.
by mystery_tard101 February 4, 2019
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tard-kiss

When two lovers kiss passionately in the fashion of mentally challenged individuals. Dribbling is a definite factor.
my boyfriend gets off on tard-kissing
by joshua davey August 9, 2009
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buness tard

A Buness Tard is another name for a jobby especially a large one.
Aidan dropped a big Buness Tard down the pan
by Shug89 October 17, 2018
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MAGA-tard

A person who pays reverence to the radical ideologies of the alt-right as well as having a strong devotion and loyalty to former President Donald Trump.
Mr. Tanner’s rant of election fraud and other conspiracy theories is making him sound like a MAGA-tard.

There’s a pastor on TV explaining how God sent Donald Trump to save the United States. What a MAGA-tard.

Look at all the MAGA-tards storming the Capitol!
by Dat Aaaayyyyhhhh December 14, 2021
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tard mode

an episode of full on stupidity, nonsense, and basically full on retard behavior
“i was so hyper this morning i was on straight tard mode”
“bro those xans always got him on tard mode”
by no snitchin May 31, 2018
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Sarca-tard

A Sarca-tard is a person that cannot recognize or appreciate sarcasm.
My ex wife is such a Sarca-tard! She can never tell if I'm being sarcastic or serious.
by IFixAircraft May 10, 2014
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HBO-Tard

HBO-Tard is a combination of the words "HBO" and "Retard.", sometimes also referred to as a HBO-Believer or HBO-Enjoyer.

The original definition referred to someone who believes HBO's miniseries on Chernobyl; however, that has been expanded and now refers to people who believe blatantly obvious and easily debunked things originating from various sources, including but not limited to HBO Chernobyl, Zero Hour Chernobyl, and other Chernobyl media.

HBO-Tard can also refer to an extremely uneducated (but not necessarily misinformed) individual on matters related to Chernobyl and RBMKs, typically someone who actively denies facts despite being presented with overwhelming evidence contradicting them.

Examples of misinformation that HBO-Tards commonly believe include, but are not limited to:

- Believing the reactor lid's caps (AKA The Rod Caps) jumped up and down before Chernobyl-4 exploded.
- Believing Aleksander Akimov pressed the AZ-5 button.
- Believing Anatoly Dyatlov was a moron who violated safety procedures.
- Believing that the power surge happened prior to AZ-5 being triggered by Toptunov.
(Note: power did increase slightly but it went back down again after)
No way this guy thinks that the rod caps jumped, what a fucking HBO-Tard!
by Thxtnt June 28, 2023
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