Toledo Necktie

When you lay a tird legnth-wise down your partner's chest so that when finished it has the appearance of a necktie...made of shit.

For our anniversary I gave my husband a toledo necktie, boy, was it messy.

by frecklef'er April 20, 2010

Volun-Told

Being Volun-Told means someone volunteers a person or multiple persons to do something for them or someone else and is usually used in school

Hayden was Volun-Told to do something by his teacher

by TypicalUrban February 17, 2019

Tolo

Toes Only Live Once

*(Alex Drops somthing heavy af on his big toe)

Alex: Fuck that hurt!

Jordan: You beter be careful, TOLO.

by sMARTfUCKINGaSIANfUCK October 21, 2012

toly

Abbreviation of "Totally"

"lol I toly pwn dont i dude"
"toly man"

by J33v35 October 5, 2006

toliet babies

After you cum in a girl she goes to the bathroom to squeeze the cum out!

I shot my load in her and she went the bathroom and made toliet babies

by howard sterb August 4, 2006

Tolvo

A fat yet lovable chum who is intelligent yet sometimes obnoxious. He can commonly be seen with a beard but will sometimes have it shaved. The Tolvo works like a reincarnation cycle, such as the Llama. Only one Tolvo may exist on the Earth at any time. The current Tolvo is named Max, and no other information is known about him by the public. Once the Tolvo dies he is reincarnated as a troubled youth who is waiting to spend their life understand the world. The Tolvo also loves to tell puns.

Silence is golden Tolvo.
Tolvo, Nowhere to go but up!

by Maxdom October 25, 2010

TOLO

Tools only live once

Drunk Tool: YOLO

Everyone else: TOLO

by henlbac December 9, 2012