A group of well trained thot hunters who keep the world safe from thots. They have a base somewhere in every city where the group captures and interrogate thots to find out information about their leader, Thot Kardashian. The thot patrol will eradicate all thots and restore balance to the world
Mary: Yo how many guys did you sleep with last night
Sharqueeshwajingho: 84
Emperor Tiber Septim: This is the Thot patrol. Mary and Long Black name, you have been found guilty of thotting now face your doom
Both proceed to be vaporized by ETS's eye lasers.
Sharqueeshwajingho: 84
Emperor Tiber Septim: This is the Thot patrol. Mary and Long Black name, you have been found guilty of thotting now face your doom
Both proceed to be vaporized by ETS's eye lasers.
by Allah the Great and Powerful May 17, 2017

The dots that girls paint on their face before attending a high school football game. Often painted on around the eyes in the shape that resembles half of an infinity sign.
by Ursuchafuckinghoe October 9, 2018

Thots United is a local non-profitable organization that promotes premarital sexual actions at a young age. The original Thots United is located in Dubuque IA, but can be used to describe any group of hoes hanging out at the same time in any location.
White Male #1: '' Did you hear all those girls were hanging out over the weekend?''
White Male#2: ''Yeah, in total how many guys do you think Thots United has fucked?''
(Random Annoying Ass Iowa Girl): ''Oh my gawd how can you be so rude and judge people just because of what they do?''
White Male#2: ''Yeah, in total how many guys do you think Thots United has fucked?''
(Random Annoying Ass Iowa Girl): ''Oh my gawd how can you be so rude and judge people just because of what they do?''
by Thotties In Dubs July 7, 2014

"Thot Bots" are fake accounts on Skype and other messaging applications that "promise" sexually explicit camshows as a "personal invitation." Usually they'll start off by telling you they "found you on the directory," followed by lewd photos of "themselves" and them telling you about a "porn cam site you can sign up for free on to watch her show." Thot Bots will not respond to anything you ask them question wise, and will continue to send you messages without regarding those it has received.
Guy 1: Dude this girl's inviting me to a cam show. She looks pretty hot.
Guy 2: Nah man, it's just a thot bot. Try asking it a question.
Guy 1: Aww...
Guy 2: Nah man, it's just a thot bot. Try asking it a question.
Guy 1: Aww...
by SP1CYMEMES March 26, 2017

by Ben Ruth69 January 17, 2019

a spray used to repel thots from oneself (typically a strong-smelling cologne). Similar to insect repellant except for thots
by deff.king May 7, 2017

When a thot raises her shirt, the lower portion of her back that is visible is called a thot’s foreskin.
Robert: Yo, there’s this hot girl that I think’s in to me.
Fred: Fuck you man, she showed you her thot’s foreskin yet?
Robert: Bitch-fucker!!
Fred: Fuck you man, she showed you her thot’s foreskin yet?
Robert: Bitch-fucker!!
by CaptThomas April 10, 2019
