Master of boogers

Now it may sound crazy.. but this is typically how you call friends when they act like a superior or something. You can also use it when you refer to an annoying edgy friend.

She's such a master of boogers.

by a_mighty_pig October 9, 2020

sleepy booger

The eye crusties that form in the corners of your eyes while you sleep.

"Hey you got a sleepy booger in your left eye."

by Wen November 19, 2013

Booger Bazooka

When a man picks his nose and stuffs his penis with said boogers and has sex with a woman blowing his load and boogers in and/or on her.

Matthew wanted to try his new booger bazooka out on his old lady so he started picking and stuffing.

by Hotwhitemama2888 July 15, 2017

Penis Boogers

These are found on a touch screen of a mobile device, computer display. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.

I was in Auckland and noticed mad penis boogers on my friend Jacquis phone screen

by M, M, & D August 8, 2020

crank booger

The waxy buildup in your nose that you get from snorting some weak ass shit that your "cool" friend got for you. It results from dope being stepped on so many times that it basically becomes a homeopathic remedy rather than a drug.

'Honey, you should blow your nose before we go out. You've got some crank boogers.'

by twilyth June 28, 2009

booger snatch

An alternate name for Burger King.

I'm headin over to Booger Snatch for a Whopper, you want anything?

by use to be Chiefbooknocker April 20, 2022

Booger Torpedo

The piece of tissue or toilet paper that you insert into your nostril and twist to collect the boogers that are stuck. Upon completion, you throw it in the trash.

Even after blowing my nose, I couldn't get the snot out. I twisted a booger torpedo up into my nostril and was able to get it out..

by Nuclear Dustbunny April 17, 2024