Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.

Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024

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bodies-in-the-barrels

Australian slang: to describe a terrible, particularly violent crime, often referring to serial killers or mass murder. Sometimes used ironically, in a non-crime context.

'It was brutal, no one escaped alive. A real bodies-in-the-barrels situation.'

by fasteddyking November 29, 2023

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DB (double barrel) Cooper

The term DB Cooper refers to when an individual is in possession of two beautifully pearled joints, and they are stored together. The term comes from when two joints are put together and they look like a double barrel shotgun hence "DB". The possession of two joints is often related to the song "Two Joints" by sublime which can also be referred to as DB Cooper.

Yo watch out I've got a DB (double barrel) Cooper on me let's face these.

by DB Cooper September 26, 2025

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