sprinkler system slap

As u are getting head from ur gf, a random girl, or ........other... as ur moment of truth comes to put the creamer in the coffee let her kno its time and whip ur tower of power all over the place while smacking her in the face at the same time
as the man was getting his rim job of doom he whipped his monkey out of its cave did a full 360 spin and preformed a sprinkler system slap all over his womans face!!! wat a boss :D
by shadow of life November 05, 2009
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Bums alarm system

when a person or groups of person's accidently trips and or falls over any type of metal object(s) that makes a loud metalic noise.
we were walking down the railroad tracks one night and couldent see very well. i accidently sounded the bums alarm system and woke up the neighbors.
by the old crew September 18, 2006
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system requirements

What you need to perform a check on in order to have sex.
"She loaded up her booty, but my floppy was too big for her tiny USB-slot."
by Quakeulf February 03, 2004
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Sega Master System

Console released by Sega that OWN3D the console market at the time. Only Mario Bois believed the NCS (Nintendo Crap System) was better.
The SMS own3d the NES like the Playstation own3d the Nintendo 64.
by The Bearded Donkey September 27, 2003
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The Five P's System

a secret that will be released sometime in the next decade. a few guys will be billionaires and famous. watch out for an iPhone app coming out soon too
How does that do in The Five P's System???
by snowmanitalianstallion March 07, 2011
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Dirty Kink System

That moment when you have a group of people that are always kinky and bitchy
God damn youre acting like the Dirty Kink system right now better settle down.
by DirtyKinkSystem September 28, 2021
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ragdoll system test

An underrated fighting ragdoll game in roblox that has survived for 3 years that is very fun and many veterans that will surely crush you if you do not learn tricks in this game early
a random player : man, i just got crushed by a veteran in ragdoll system test
a random fellow veteran : ok cool
by September 19, 2021
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