Bums alarm system

when a person or groups of person's accidently trips and or falls over any type of metal object(s) that makes a loud metalic noise.

we were walking down the railroad tracks one night and couldent see very well. i accidently sounded the bums alarm system and woke up the neighbors.

by the old crew September 18, 2006

system requirements

What you need to perform a check on in order to have sex.

"She loaded up her booty, but my floppy was too big for her tiny USB-slot."

by Quakeulf February 3, 2004

Sega Master System

Console released by Sega that OWN3D the console market at the time. Only Mario Bois believed the NCS (Nintendo Crap System) was better.

The SMS own3d the NES like the Playstation own3d the Nintendo 64.

by The Bearded Donkey September 27, 2003

The Five P's System

a secret that will be released sometime in the next decade. a few guys will be billionaires and famous. watch out for an iPhone app coming out soon too

How does that do in The Five P's System???

by snowmanitalianstallion March 22, 2011

Dirty Kink System

That moment when you have a group of people that are always kinky and bitchy

God damn youre acting like the Dirty Kink system right now better settle down.

by DirtyKinkSystem September 28, 2021

ragdoll system test

An underrated fighting ragdoll game in roblox that has survived for 3 years that is very fun and many veterans that will surely crush you if you do not learn tricks in this game early

a random player : man, i just got crushed by a veteran in ragdoll system test
a random fellow veteran : ok cool

by anonymous September 19, 2021

Dish Deferral System

Also known as a dishwasher. The dish deferral system is a major kitchen appliance used to quickly hide dirty dishes. The appliance is rarely turned on, until full, which may take up to one week or until all clean dishes are dirty, hence the term dish deferral system.

Q. Where are all the clean plates?

A. In the dish deferral system, but there not washed yet.

by Madidler September 11, 2009