swiss pretzel

Thats when a yoga master crams herself into a suspended tire swing with only her rear end exposed there is a large amount of lubrication.

I went to the nature preserve today and i noticed that someone was engaging in a swiss pretzel, it looked extremely uncomfortable.

by Maurading Twerk Team Captain April 27, 2014

Swass

Swass is a mixture between being sassy and being swaggy

Omg your so swassy today Harry

by Specialkid December 4, 2014

Swiss Cheese!

When you're trying to call someone and they can't hear you, shout "Swiss Cheese!" and they should look.

"Emma! Emma! Emma!" No response? Shout, "Swiss Cheese!" And she looks.

by spawnables January 26, 2015

Swiss Fountain

When one lies on his back with an erection, and urinates upon himself.

"Did you see those Chinese kids with sparklers in the parking lot?"

"Yes! It sounded like a Swiss Fountain!"

"A Swiss Fountain, indeed."

by RectumFly July 5, 2014

Swass

Combination of the words Sweaty and Ass

"Damn I'd never date Tony, he smells like swass."

"The locker room is filled with swass dudes."

by CraftingKingz September 4, 2014

Swass

Adjective used to describe someone with an equal mix of swag and sass.

Commonly used by unicorns.
If someone uses this word to describe you, it is an honour. You shall lower your head with nobility for you are now the swass meister.

"Omg you have sass"
"No bitch, i have swass"
"What's that"
";)"

by justanotherteenagefreak April 12, 2015

Swass

A very very tight vagina

Kim Kardashian is the opposite of swass material...

by Realisss August 25, 2015