sweaty bitch

someone who wears two pair of socks

someone at the sleepover last night wore two pair of socks, what a sweaty bitch.

by claireemma October 13, 2022

Sweaty Sardines

When your testicles are sweating.

Hey I gotta go change I got some sweaty sardines.

by SardineSucker November 08, 2016

Mild Sweaty

A gaming nerd who doesn't go full tryhard.

"I'm not full sweaty bro, I'm only mild sweaty."

by Mild Sweaty December 02, 2020

Sweaty butt plug

Sweaty butt plug is someone who chats more shit than boris Johnson

That sweaty butt plug sounds just like boris johnson

by Anna 2022 July 14, 2022

Sweaty Vortex

When you're sucking a guy off from both ends, but doing it very poorly.

I watched it on DVR and Kuz was sucking so bad at both ends. The guy never came and his asshole still looked dirty. Total Sweaty Vortex.

by Bob Selvin December 31, 2020

Sweaty Madden Player

People who get zero pussy

Dude that sweaty madden player gets absolutely zero hoes.

by TheUrbanDictionaryGuyHandleWas March 31, 2022

Sweaty Coffee

A sexual act where one partner, usually the dominant one, covers their genitals with a mixture of their own sweat and coffee grounds, creating a gritty, pungent concoction that they then rub vigorously against their partner's sensitive areas, often resulting in a messy, aromatic, and intensely stimulating experience for both parties involved. The term "sweaty coffee" refers to the unique blend of bodily fluids and the strong aroma of coffee that permeates the encounter.

"I heard that John and Mary tried 'sweaty coffee' last night, and now their bedsheets are stained with a mix of coffee grounds and God knows what else; they're going to need a new mattress soon!"

by Youcouldbeacat May 19, 2025