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Nick's spaghetti: Dude, i bet you don't even know my middle name.
Kool Kid Kris: Yeah i do, it's "piece of shit".
by GodNicksSuchAPieceOfShit December 14, 2008
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Brazilian Spaghetti Strung Trapese

A Female swallows an entire roll of floss. This act is performed by pulling floss out of a female anus directly into the mouth of a man who is penetrating an upside down woman while the floss is then eaten by the man and strung through the remaining participants like beads must be at least 8 members. The woman who is being penetrated by the man who is pulling floss out of the females anus must ejaculate before all the floss can be pulled through all participants. Each person going down the line must then orgasm consecutively creating an almost firework-like display of precision and semen.
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter, and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says that he doesn't represent family acts, "They're a little too cute." The mother interrupts the agent, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you will want to represent us." The talent agent pauses for a moment and then says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

The Female swallows an entire roll of floss. This act is performed by pulling floss out of a female anus directly into the mouth of a man who is penetrating an upside down woman while the floss is then eaten by the man and strung through the remaining participants like beads must be at least 8 members. The woman who is being penetrated by the man who is pulling floss out of the females anus must ejaculate before all the floss can be pulled through all participants. Each person going down the line must then orgasm consecutively creating an almost firework-like display of precision and semen.
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "Brazilian Spaghetti Strung Trapese!"
by A Moustachioed Villain January 12, 2012
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spagetti head

Some one of Italion decent
Damn spagetti heads think they run shit.
by Eric simdiddy January 5, 2007
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Spaghetti factory

Done with 2 persons... let's say person A and person B

A shits in B's mouth
B vomits into A's Asshole
A shits vomitty poop into B's Ass
Finally, B poops into A's mouth.

There you have it, a spaghetti factory
I heard that Jake and Jim ate at the spaghetti factory last night. Jim has a really tummy ache.
by Christofer Sneed November 6, 2004
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Spagetti

A thin long noodle. Usually thrown against the wall to test tenderness.
On top of spagetti, all covered in cheese.
by Pasta, noodle October 18, 2008
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poor mans spaghetti

when one takes a massive bowel movement on a downtown city street. he proceeds to let the dump rot in its own filth, until worms or crabs (in special occasions) begin to infest the terd. a homeless man then scoops up the terd thinking it is a tenderly cooked steak ripe for the picking. he takes the dookie and goes to the tallest building in his town and proceed to singe the butt brownie. it should turn black and begin to bubble cooking the anal pie. he proceeds to dine on the delectable dookie.
1. dude he eats poormans spaghetti like i eat taco bell.

2. Child: Mom! I don't wanna eat this, it looks like poor mans spaghetti!

3. Hey, youve had a long day, y dont i whoop us up some poor mans spaghetti!

4. The hobo was unaware of what he was getting into, when he realized, that when he bit into his poor mans spaghetti it tasted as if a yeti had produced his bubbling hellish hershie bar.
by i <3 poor mans spaghetti August 2, 2008
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spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti

spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti is how you would describe a hamster who does not like to eat its spaghetti (this is very bad) in this very rare case you should subscribe to pewdiepie or your hamster might drown in its own sweat
oh my gosh you have such a spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti it must be so ghastly!
by pleasesub2pewdiepie February 16, 2019
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