The dexterious and deliberate act of maneuvering through a public shower (gym, work shower) while wearing sandles/shower shoes. Most common when wearing thin sandles that easily allow water to get on your feet. The intent is usually to avoid nasty stagnant water filled with other peoples pubes, dead skin cells, feces, semen, etc from getting on your feet.
Sandle surfing
Guy1: did you see that ball of pubes stuck in the shower drain this morning?
Guy2: yeah I totally sandle surfed around it.
Guy1: did you see that ball of pubes stuck in the shower drain this morning?
Guy2: yeah I totally sandle surfed around it.
by AtheosAeternus October 6, 2016
Get the Sandle Surfingmug. Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".
Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."
by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016
Get the universe surfingmug. When a Lyft or Uber driver turns on both apps, going available, and waits for a ride request to come in from a potential passenger, rather than getting in their vehicle and driving towards where it's busier.
Ride-sharing dejected un-glorified carpooling dejected un-glorified taxi unappreciated underappreciated dejected low-paid underpaid immediately homeless with 3 or less stars peon driver pee’d on driver from your couch
#Ride-sharing #dejected un-glorified #carpooling #dejected un-glorified #taxi #unappreciated
#dejected low-paid UNDERPAID #immediately homeless with 3 or less stars #peon driver #pee’d on driver
#from #your #couch
Ride-sharing dejected un-glorified carpooling dejected un-glorified taxi unappreciated underappreciated dejected low-paid underpaid immediately homeless with 3 or less stars peon driver pee’d on driver from your couch
#Ride-sharing #dejected un-glorified #carpooling #dejected un-glorified #taxi #unappreciated
#dejected low-paid UNDERPAID #immediately homeless with 3 or less stars #peon driver #pee’d on driver
#from #your #couch
Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm staying right here, ride-surfing, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, ((wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
"Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin'! and staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!. Ridesharin' is the shizn
"Bru, no way.
I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin' & staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things.
Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish!
I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!
Ride-surfing is the shiznit!
"Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin'! and staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!. Ridesharin' is the shizn
"Bru, no way.
I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin' & staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things.
Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish!
I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!
Ride-surfing is the shiznit!
by Inspktr May 3, 2018
Get the Ride-surfingmug. One who takes full advantage of the new norm of gender fluidity by identifying with two or more gender identities in relatively short periods of time while guided by whimsical and/or strategic motivations.
Damn, do they gender surf or what?.....going all male in the patriarchal boardroom one day at their job, all non-binary at the acai bar among the hipster crowd a week later, and totally female when they go to the opera with the wives of corporate donors a few days later.
by Dirk Pritchard December 8, 2022
Get the Gender Surfmug. by youknowmebutyoudont April 16, 2012
Get the Surf Tacomug. When a Bro slays through an extreme quality of lifelong prospects to seek the eventual one he will chose to Marry.
by elleydown June 9, 2020
Get the Surfing bitchesmug. you: "What are you doing?"
me: "I'm just picture-surfing."
"Last night i was picture-surfing though Jane's pics, holy cow she's got some crazy stuff on there"
me: "I'm just picture-surfing."
"Last night i was picture-surfing though Jane's pics, holy cow she's got some crazy stuff on there"
by Dcbur509 January 14, 2010
Get the Picture-surfingmug.