stanley steamer

verb; when your partner sucks on the pubes or "carpet" of their partner to search and clean out any goodies in such area

Guy 1: Dude how was your date with Kristy last night?

Guy 2: Dude it was so nasty! I gave her a stanley steamer and found a tooth, troll doll and a bag of box tops!

Guy 1; Nasty!

by grimmith September 28, 2009

Candy Apple Steamer

When your partner defecates in your mouth & they accidently (or intentionally) let loose a hemorrhoid blood pocket.

My lady can't get enough of those candy apple steamers!

by Jimmy C. May 10, 2005

cajun steamer

A sex act that involves siphering jumbalaya inside the vagina of the female with a tube. The male (optional) then sucks it out and partaketh in it in a great feast. Tabasco sauce is optional, but encouraged.

Me and my old girl were eating at Emeril's restaraunt when I decided I was in the mood for a cajun steamer. Now she's in ICU at Grady!

by Ace Rockola March 28, 2007

Cleveland Steamer

When a man takes a shit on a girl's chest after or when they are having sex.

Cleveland Steamer: The man gets on top of the girl and takes a shit on her chest. Simple as that.

by pspfreak9689769 September 22, 2009

arabian steamer

When you give a person arabian goggles and shit on their face, neck, or chest.

Last night, when Robert was sleeping, he got arabian steamers from everybody at the party.

by Bob McFarley May 13, 2005

Boston Steamer

The act of ending a relationship by depositing a steaming pile of feces on the back of a sleeping lover after a night of passion followed by a hasty departure.

I left Bertha a Boston Steamer on our fat-filled one night stand.

by Poop November 15, 2003

Window Screamer

when you are doing a chick from behind and she is facing a window you get your buddy to take your place and you run outside and look in the window and she fuckin freaks out.

man we scared the livin shit outa her, we gave her the window screamer.

by Ben Oregano December 19, 2006