feltching straw

the straw used to suck semen out of body cavities after sex.

david brought his own personalized feltching straw to the orgy,i bet that dude swallowed enuff semen to float a aircraft carrier.

by mtrim78 September 11, 2016

Lemonade Straw

The act of urinating in your lover's mouth while she (or he, if you're into that stuff) is giving you a blow job.

This judy was giving me a blow job and I really had to pee, so she got the privilege of receiving the lemonade straw.

by Pierre Boudreaux December 1, 2017

Metal straws

A metal version of something we all have just more fucking expensive

Omg metal straws #savetheturtles

by Fucktwit September 29, 2019

pull straws

When two men stand face to face diсks out rock hard. Man with the shortest penis loses the battle.

Ok boys, drop your pants and pull straws. Shortest is the loser and has to hold the camera.

by ADANKFART January 14, 2020

Salty Straw

The white substance that comes out of a man’s pee hole after jerking it.

“Hey dad, can I taste some of your salty straws?”
“Fuck off Jason, I’m saving it for your brother.”

by Yeetus de fetus June 19, 2020

Plastic straws

They are super effective against turtles

Person 1: *Throws plastic straws at a turtle*
Turtle: *Dies*

by Bussin burrito with steel ass January 10, 2022

Tongue Straw

Tongue flex in where you roll up your tongue and suck various liquids.

“Hey Mitchell can I have a drink of your cucumber water?”

“No Elizabeth!”
“But I’ll use my tongue straw!”

by Moesephus January 7, 2022