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steve jewbs

all apple products cost 3 times as much as they should and
steve jobs is the ceo
thus making him steve jewbs
apple fanboi-omfg its steve jobs i wanna suck him off so badd!!!!!!!
pc user-(typical macfag wants to suck off steve jewbs)
by AMD-KRYPTONITE August 26, 2010
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Hey, Steve!

The latest fookin' marvellous (occasional) character in strongbadia - is all.
by ni gyl May 9, 2003
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Steve Nash

1. Best point guard in the NBA.

2. An extremely underrated defender.

3. To improve a team by a margin of 33 wins.
1. Steve Nash, 2-time MVP of the Phoenix Suns, is the best current PG in the NBA and the 9th best PG in the history of the league.

2. Joe took 5 charges in that game and his team won by exactly 10 points, but the TV analysts STILL say he's the worst defender! Joe's a real Steve Nash.

3. Too bad Iverson couldn't pull off a Steve Nash when he got traded to Detroit. Alas, Iverson is not the best PG in the game.
by #13 go get em February 19, 2009
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Mullet Steve

Mullet Steve is a fictional character. No one knows anything about him except for the fact that he exists and that he has a mullet. He is often seen wearing a sweater and consuming pork products.

It is rumored that he has super powers and spends most of his time fighting evil. It is also rumored that if one cuts off Steve's mullet, the world will end.
Reporter: "Mullet Steve, do you enjoy bacon?"
Mullet Steve: "Darn tootin'!"
by Spunkyjr July 29, 2006
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Steve Harvey

sexy beast that has extremely white teeth. would make an amazing sugar daddy.
by mrcleanisdaddy January 4, 2021
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Steve o'clock

Precisely four o'clock, United Kingdom local time. There are an increasing number of voices amongst the scientific community for this measure to be used for Coordinated Universal Time (UTC) instead of the highly precise atomic clocks used today, as it has been shown to be far more reliable and accurate.
When are you working tomorrow?

Oh, I'm on 8 'til Steve o'clock.

Cool. I'll come and pick you up at around half Steve then.
by mavdav June 28, 2016
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Steve Out

When a person, or persons: stuffs up, has a complete mere, has sex with a rotter, does something uncoordinated, or just generally acts like a Steve.

As opposed to a Steve In.
Boy 1: I can't believe you shat yourself last night.

Boy 2: I know, what a Steve Out!
by Steve Bird August 26, 2009
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