spitefit

Spitefit: Crossfit fitness regimen motivated by pure spite.

When you date your crossfit trainer/coach, subsequently get dumped by him via text message, and in turn join the only competitors gym in the area within hours of text receipt to ensure your continued hotness while ensuring you're not benefiting said scumbag in the process, that is called spitefit.

by Sassypantswithavengance March 26, 2011

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spritzered

The act of drinking large amounts of non-alcoholic carbonated beverages. Usually used in reference to the drinking of flavored seltzers and club soda.

Duuuuude! He was shot gunning a liter of seltzer, totally getting spritzered! He thought he was like all G6 or something.

by Designer D July 13, 2011

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spite-victory

The act of committing all of your efforts to stopping a particular rival from winning a competitive game/event once you realise you have no way of winning yourself.

Game of monopoly: 3 players left

"John you will give me all of your properties for only $500". "Yeh Jimmy sure, as long as you let me go around the board 3 times without having to pay rent". Cheeky smirk to the Bryn. John i'l give you $5000 for all of your properties and allow you not to pay rent on my properties for 3 turns. "Nah Bryn thats fine, i'm going to stick with Jimmy's deal".

As a result Bryn is quickly knocked out of the game, after which John immediately insults Bryn about how bad he is at the game, forfeits to Jimmy and enjoys the glory of his spite-victory.

by racistonarockingchair October 10, 2011

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