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Lickety-split

The action of freezing a chicken parm sandwich in a condom and sticking it up your ass while yelling "Mama Mia!"
You better Lickety-split if you want to be on varsity baseball.
by dicklicker42069 May 22, 2019
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ass-vag split

The ass-vag split is defined as the thin line between the ass hole and the vagina when both have been reamed out so much that they look like two half circles butted against each other.
Her ass-vag split was so thin that in a devil's three way I could feel every vein in the other dudes cock.
by The real Gunny July 3, 2014
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pedo-split

v. the act of ending a relationship between someone about to turn 18 and some one who is age 16 or below. due to the fact that one member of the relationship will become an adult on his/her birthday he/she would become a pedophile by staying together with the now underage person.
"yea me n my girl had to separate"

"why bro"

"cuz i just turned 18 yesterday and she's still 15 so we had to pedo-split"
by thnkfrgtsmvwls August 2, 2009
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banana split

To consecutively give a girl anal, then get her while she's on the rag, then jit all over her face simulting a banana splits toppings of chocolate, cherry sauce, and pineapple sauce.
"My girl loves getting a banana split, but unfortunately we can only do it for a week each month."
by badboybob February 25, 2003
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jizz and split

Alternate name I have for Kum and Go
"Let's go to the Jizz and Split for some gas and food."
by lwcalli13 May 20, 2008
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asian banana split

Its where you fuck a girl in the ass and cum in her ass then you take a peeled banana and stick it in her ass, then you squirt a whole bottle of hersheys syrup in her ass and have her shit it out onto a plate. then eat it :D
KID: AWWWW BUT DAD I DONT WANT THE ASIAN BANANA SPLIT
DAD: FUCK YOU KID YOURE A DICK
by dustyzebramuff October 14, 2011
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Lickity split

Lickity split means as fast as you woud eat out a hot little split slit hole aka chicks vagina.
It refers to quick reactions like flash gordons but the root meaning and entemology was lost during the great generation gap and baby boomers failed to pass on precious history.

Lickity split is an archaic phrase used by the OGs. Those Old Guys and Original Gangstas new what was up the carried hankerchiefs for their wet hoes aka holes and invented urban dictionary and sex and everything and everyone we know. They used their hankerchiefs as condoms to prevent the clap and knew which fingers women used to masturbate by kissing their finger tips softly in a courteous manner. They spoke slow and confidently but could be fast, direct, and lickity split in a moments notice.

Hence, the phrase I got a hankeren for something... (of lust)

On a side note the gap means vagina. So it popularity mirrors the brand names success. On the contrary Guchi means square in japanese.
The OGs had to drop the moonshine, and the women who drop their knickers, as they fled the speakeasy lickity split so none of got rubbed out or holed up.
by openInvent March 13, 2017
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