southern chilli ring

When you dip your dick in queso dip and beans and fuck her in the ass.

" My boyfriend gave me the hottest southern chilli ring ever last night"

by Cockyball043 June 10, 2024

Southern Bigots

When, during intercourse, a woman farts and queefs simultaneously. Undoubtedly the man simply shakes his head and leaves.

Todd: Man, I'm just irritated with women these days.
Ted: Why's that?
Todd: Last night I was making this beautiful girl, then without any warning Southern bigots just burst through the room.
Ted: Please tell me you left...
Todd: Even a, "pardon me," wouldn't have kept me in her. She obviously was never taught manners.

by AmericanoEnchilado August 7, 2012

Southern Straw

A male sexual appendage, usually in the southern region.

“Hey, Sandy. Have you sipped on that southern straw yet?”

“No, but I will when he comes over tonight.”

by WhiteClaw4eva September 21, 2019

Southern Septum

The internal flesh between the female anus and vagina.

I stuck one finger in her ass and one in her puss then rubbed them together on her southern septum

by JessTessTheMess July 26, 2018

Southern Humboldt

Where true capitalists are born. Where the best weed is grown. Lots if hot girls and amazing weather. You should defineltly stop by sometime. The redwood trees are a bonus.

I live in Southern Humboldt aka SoHum

by Humboldtgrowndreams November 21, 2013

Southern Wake Up

To be awoken by your sister giving you a hand job.

After my southern wake up,I was ready to start my day.

by BillyJackoff September 4, 2020

Southern swirl

An act of passing gas that leaves everybody else around you light headed and confused. Usually from eating deep fried foods.

Jasmine let out a southern swirl at the KFC after downing a 3 piece with mash potatoes and gravy that she cleared the restaurant

by bed hog July 10, 2012