Sifty

When you have a fear of chalk or cannot touch anything with a "chalky" feel like teachers chalk, sidewalk chalk, blackboards, chalkboard erasers or even books that seem to have a "chalky" residue on them. Also, when you cut your finger nails and you cannot touch anything for a certain period of time because your fingers are too sensitive so to say. You may feel "sifty" or have "siftiness" if:
1. you cringe when you touch chalk or chalkboards
2. you cannot touch anything for a certyain period of time after cutting your nails
3. have a larger reaction than most other people when the chalk or chalkboard squeaks
4. if while you were reading this you cringed at anytime

Disclaimer: If you have "siftiness" or ever feel "sifty" please join our cause and ask for a small dry eraseboard from your teacher when you are asked to write on the board so that you do not cause a "sifty" reaction to chalk.

He wrote on the chalkboard with chalk and immediately felt sifty.

by JAN JAN THE DANCING MAN January 11, 2009

shifter

someone who doesn’t have any friends and is known around school as a loser; mainly used at cardinal gibbons high school. example: the furries or anime whores you know who i'm talking about

Damn, why did that shifter just talk to me?

by warhawksluvapush November 9, 2019

Shifty

A Shifty is a person that thinks he's the best, blames other people for his mistakes and doesn't understand that people do not always have time for him of things he's busy with. He generally gets mad at the people he doesn't understand.

Me: Hey, I can't make it tonight, sorry. (For let's say: Battlefield clan war)
Shifty: Then just don't come back idiot, we don't even need you anyways.
Friend: Why does he have to be such a Shifty?

by PoisonousCarrot November 18, 2013

Shiftswitch

A type ill muthafucka. The type that'll get fresh at a moments notice. Usually the type who rocks rasta dreads but can come in any shape or form.

Look at ruudz, he straight shiftswitching that beat yo!!

by jizzill November 18, 2004

Shiftaced

when one gets so drunk that he can no produce a logical sentence, and can no longer pronounce words... at all

Chad "mmmmm eeehhhh dooodddd sss aaaahhhh"
Ryan "what the hell is his problem?"
Charlie "don't worry about him, he's just shiftaced."

by alrightiguess October 17, 2010

Shifthead

; any driver who passes and flies in and out of traffic lanes without using direction signals.

An mental case behind the wheel.

That shifthead nearly caused an accident in two lanes!

by Panthera Atrox February 19, 2011

shifting out

You can not be bothered to move out of/off of something or a place.

"Man, I could not be arsed shifting out of bed this morning"

by Bananahannah February 2, 2015