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Smelly Boy Ojo

The stinkiest boy of them all his head shape is irregular, his hair line is also as corrupt as the African government.
"Ahlie That guy is a smelly boy ojo,rahhh!"
by NotTaylorWhite February 11, 2019
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Grapes Melons Oranges and Coconut Shells.
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!

Verse 1
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

Verse 2
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees!
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong!
Huh!

DK
Donkey Kong!

He has no style, he has no grace
Th-this Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
DK
Donkey Kong is here!

He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong!
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you!
Huh!

Chorus
DK
Donkey Kong!
Huh!

Walnuts, Peanuts, Pineapple Smells - A definition for those who hate Pineapples and thus think they smell.
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blue shell vagina

A vagina so desirable that other vaginas flock to it, similar to the blue shell in Mario Kart attacking the enemy in first place.
Did you see her pussy? It’s perfect, a true blue shell vagina.
by True_X_Blue August 10, 2023
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Sellin' Shoes

When a girl knowingly tries to have sex with a guy while on her period.
Rick, I was with a girl who was sellin' shoes this past weekend...
Yeah, how did that go?
I got some RedWings!!
by castman September 8, 2012
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ripe booty smells

Body odor from lack of bathing yielding a fermentation smell.
At the tent camp there were several people with ripe booty smells.
by I, Wreckerrr December 11, 2016
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Running the shell

Running the shell means to run the defense.
My basketball coach tells us to start running the shell during practice.
by PWS27 April 8, 2017
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snail shell

Fucking a girl with a folded-up flaccid penis.
I had too many Tecates to fuck my girl but she kept asking for it so I gave her the snail shell.
by the_jerk September 12, 2014
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