sleeping dragon

A single, long turd that is just barely visible in the bottom of the toliet. The turd is left for discovery by the next user of the device. Like a dragon in its cave...

I discovered a big sleeping dragon in the toliet this morning after my roomate left.

by The Sarge November 13, 2003

Sleeping With Jesus

Passing out drunk in a tub of water leaving potential for drowning and meeting Jesus

I was so drunk last night that I was sleeping with Jesus

by Christian88888 October 13, 2012

sleep succ

A derivative of the word 'succ'. A kind of succ.
Verb: To give sleep succ, means to succ a dick so hard and good that you leave it sloppy and mushed. It should make the receiver of said succ feel sleepy and hypnotized.
Noun: Having been succed, means to be succed so good your tired and sleepy. The nut can be compared to the orgasmic feeling of having a warm towel put on your face at the spa; except this time on your wiener.

"Yo, that dude looks so faded..he must've gotten that sleep succ"

by SleepSuccLegend Nick December 12, 2016

sleep purgatory

When you pass out from being drunk, you never really get sleep but you're not awake either. You are somewhere in the middle.

I'm so tired today, I got wasted last night and wound up falling into sleep purgatory.

by tutsmom December 23, 2010

Death sleep

When one is so exhausted from a night of various exhausting activities one shall pass out and appear to be dead for hours on end.

Dude i got home at 5 a.m. and fell into an intense death sleep.

by cpalm08 February 3, 2010

co-sleeping

1. Parents sleeping next to their children.
2. Two people sleeping next to each other without engaging in sexual relations.

Dude, she was so drunk she passed out in my bed, but we didn't do anything. We were co-sleeping!

by Niketha February 28, 2009

Sleep Humper

A person who grinds on someone's genitalia while in a state of unconciousness.

Sometimes instead of a person, the victem is an inanimate object.


n. One who humps people or objects while sleeping

OMG! I think Noel is sleep humping the televison. She is such a sleep humper!

by KaeMERae February 7, 2009