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Slavescu

An ugly, cross-eyed, homosexual male from Romania that laughs like a hyhena
Yo, that new guy at school, he is such a Slavescu
by m0n0lith March 10, 2004
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slavery reparations

A policy of reparation that emulates the recent reparation by German companies to Jewish citizens who were enslaved for profit by companies in WW2. As that provided a legal precedent, the concept gained favor among some Black groups as a way to make up for the "40 acres and a Mule" White society promised and reneged on. For an overview of the systemic and habitual reneging, see Japanese -American history, Native American history and Hawaiian history. Though the concept of reparation is viewed by most Black Americans as a lark, the majority of White society continues to believe that Black society is a monolithic entity seeking to instill guilt and loot the coffers of good upstanding White citizens. As this is certainly not the case, this is proof positive of the long standing contention that White societies tend to underestimate and stereotype members of other groups (denied of course by most White Americans).

While it is true that Black societies also engaged in black-on-black slavery, it is also true that every civilization on the planet has engaged in slavery, as it is a perverse condition and testimony to the cruelty of mankind towards his fellow man. As white-on-white slavery also exists/existed, that did not seem to be a relevant defense for German companies such as Bayer. To justify one's participation in such a depraved act by virtue that others also engaged in it reveals the shallow nature of even the most educated, who generally only revert to pre-packaged rhetoric for lack of a better constructed argument.

It is also the nature of some insecure, race-centric antagonists to point out the inventions of all 'White' societies as if they were 'American' inventions, without regard that Rene De Cartes, the French philosopher who co-invented analytical geometry (the predecessor of Calculus) would more likely identify himself as 'French' since the term 'White' is so indistinguishable as a descriptor (among MOST Caucasian countries except Americans) it is virtually useless. This insecurity also manifests itself in overt omissions of French superiority in science; the nuclear energy they are so proud of was discovered by the Curries, one French, one a Pole educated and living in France. At this time in the U.S., the French are currently viewed in a derogatory manner by Americans quick to claim their successes in a random division based on pigmentation, but also likely to refer to them as 'cheese-eating surrender monkeys' and point out their lack of military sucess. And it should be noted that during Currie's time Warsaw was in a part of Poland controlled by the Czar, who oppressed the Polish people and attempted to diminish their history and culture.


In conclusion, the very argument for reparations rests on the same logic the Jewish reparations were based. Not the slavery, but the profit. As you view the antebellum mansions in the South (a testimony to the power of profit) and recall the economic and manufacturing power the United States became as a result, you should be reminded that your prosperity also rests on the backs of millions of slaves, and not entirely on your own (or borrowed) ingenuity. This as a whole sheds light on some particularly unsavory 'White-America Society's' racist, elitist and sexist tendencies, seeking to diminish the contributions of others while exaggerating their own without regard to context or accuracy. Which is precisely why we're going to sue your arrogant asses! That you understand.
"I'll never live to see slavery reparations, but I can tie up the court system forever."


"I would rather have equality in society rather than slave reparations."


"White people would rather pay millions to kill Iraqis than pay a Black person any slave reparations."

"America would rather pay some fat person a large settlement for eating at McDonalds than to pay slave reparations."
by The Dutchman June 1, 2004
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Slave

A nanny forced to see to every whim of children that do not belong to her for very meagre pay
"George don't do that" said the Nanny.
"Get me my milk!"
"Push me on the swing!"
"Pick those toys I just threw on the ground up!"
"Make me breakfast!"
"Make me lunch!"
"Make me dinner!"
"Get me icecream!"
"No" said the nanny
"ICEEEEEEEEEEEECREEEEEEEEEEEEEAMMMM SLAVE!"
by Bells8 September 20, 2009
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free the slaves

Men watch porn and then free the slaves!
by Coach Tito August 19, 2006
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Slave Name

Created during the highest point or climax of sexual passion, a slave name comes when one begins to utter involuntarily words or phrases that are ultimately directed to define their partner. Slave names can be anything such as animals, other human names, titles of films or literary works, or businesses. (List is subject to change) The method most advised in which the slave name is decided is when the couple is rocking doggie style. The final decider of each slave name alternates, on even days of the week the male or the one in the captain-majorus position (upper) chooses the name. On odd days of the week, the female, or human in the captain-minorus position chooses. Slave names are usually used as code words for booty calls while in a public area.
Majorus- "Oh Betty you filthy skanque! Take that straight up your tight ass twat!"

Minorus- "Betty? That is my moms name you foaming colon!"

Majorus- "Shut up, for I am GOD!"

Minorus- "Fine. Go at my canyon like a wrecking ball!"

In this example the Minorus is branded the slave name Betty and the Majorous is coined the slave name Wrecking Ball.
by Big Dog 21 April 6, 2009
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Slava

pronounced "sley-vuh"
Slang, Noun
A new term coined by Stephen Colbert, in order to strip the word slavery, of it's hateful meaning.

Every time Southerners try to celebrate Confederate heritage, Yankees ruin it by mentioning the s-word (slavery). People in the south are taking the s-word back, hence the term slava.
Used in a sentence.

All my slava's in the house say, hey!; What's up my slava?; Damn slava that's a nice car.
by Skumdog November 30, 2010
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slava

a dessert syrup originating from russia, ingredients are molasses, brown sugar, cocoa and ginger.
Grandma's slava is sooooo good, I usually put it on my ice cream.
by allymoe12 November 23, 2011
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