slappy dang

A person who likes to masturbate a lot!
Slap their dang

Shit Ryan! You're such a slappy dang!

by saintmarys November 18, 2017

slappy hornball

You 👹

You fucking slappy hornball generator.

by Tatty the fatty May 2, 2018

slapping the sergeant

It's a sentence which using as jerking off in Turkey

Yesterday i was slapping the sergeant then ....

by Genieme February 1, 2018

slapping pappy

To choke the chicken, beat the meat, or jerk ones self off.

I wish he would get out of the bathroom, he must be in there slapping pappy!

by City cowgirl May 16, 2018

Slapperooni

A song or beat that has a bass that will break your speakers.

“Bro, this beat goes so hard.”

-“For real, GOONSQUAD came out with another slapperooni”

by GOON$QUAD June 12, 2018

Slappin' Bags

Grab a box of boxed wine and proceed to take the wine bag out of the box. Hoist said wine bag over head and proceed to chug while your homies slap said wine bag. May be done in our outside of a kiddie pool.

Boy 1: Got any boxed wine bro?
Boy 2: Yeah? You down for slappin' bags in the barracks this weekend?
Boy 1: Yeah bro just stole my lil sister's kiddie pool.

by RicoThraxx July 16, 2018

Slappa Titties

A pair of breasts that are small, but elongated resembling water balloons that are not fully filled. The only thing you can do with them is squeeze at the base and slap the oblong protrusion.

“The bitch I was with last night had slappa titties. Couldn’t do anything with em but squeeze and slap em until they turned red.”

by JT Return of the Mack 9797 August 3, 2018