Ski, refers to cocaine. Originally came from the fact that sniffing loud enough produces a sound akin to skis scraping the snow/ice.
by AO151 March 5, 2019

by adventuregirl19 November 9, 2016

When someone is riding a penis and also manipulating two other members with their hands. 4 people involved, one rider, one "ski cart" and two others to provide the poles !
Dude, last night was crazy...I didn't think Jenny was such a sick Handicapped Skier ! (<- Handicapped Skier substituted for Handicapped Skiing for context)
by STS_74 May 19, 2018

That kid definitely is not a jet ski legend, he complained the entire time and stopped after 45 minutes because his thumb hurt.
by Ryanraptor July 15, 2018

A bunch of assholes obsessed with Liquid Militia apparel and stand up jet skies. These people often refer to people who ride waverunners as faggots because they believe only stand up jet ski riders get the bitches. in reality stand up jet ski riders just can't afford waverunners.
Guy 1:"Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"
Guy 2:"NO I ONLY RIDE STAND UP JET SKIES BECAUSE ANYTHING ELSE IS GAY!!"
by Spaced78 October 15, 2015

by 314L March 11, 2019

When you are plowing a girl that's a 2 and you are dreaming about a 10 just to get you through. You know you can't really have the 10 anyway!
by Slogina September 14, 2006
