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Skid Ghost 

Indelible stain of a baked or steamed in shit stain within a persons underpants, bed clothes, pyjamas

Common amongst patrons of bookmakers, gamers, anglers, coach drivers, truckers, the chronically bone idle/workshy and long haul pilots. AKA Skid Halo.
Tragically, an unsuspecting launderette owner leapt to his death after unzipping an anonymous holdall containing undergarments riddled with mighty skid ghosts. Police speculate the skull-splitting skid ghost vapours fueld his suicidal delirium.
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full skinback 

a vigorous session of masturbation undertaken by an uncircumcised male.
When I get home, I'm going for a full skinback and a mars bar.
full skinback by negroponti June 30, 2009
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Bill Skills 

Exceptional prowess in any particular activity. Playing up to the idea that a person is so good at said activity. They could exploit that to make a profit/living. Airgo pay their bills.

Commonly known throughout the gaming community.

Bill skills can also be referred as "Skills to pay the bills".
Tiff: Alex how did you kill me then?

Alex: Bill Skills, mate.
Bill Skills by Br4nn3rs October 12, 2010

Skinny Little Runt 

A useless uneducated fool that thinks he is monkey.
Yo.. dude that bumberclut mynden is a skinny little runt
Skinny Little Runt by Vimalan October 23, 2012

Skip School Day 

December 2nd 2019 Is the day

Spread THE WORD
Hey remember skip school day ok December second

whistling skinflaps 

1. A pussy whistle.

2. The result of a queef.
I was awoken buy the sound of whistling skinflaps.
whistling skinflaps by WKid May 24, 2006

skitarded 

A special form of retardation mainly appearing in a half man/ half dinosaur creature known as the Ski. Condition is also common among many individuals of Polish descent. Skitardation is known to cause massive stupidity, social retardation, inability to communicate in english or any language for that matter, snaggle teeth, severe twitching ( AKA "Skiezures), and long-term virginity often lasting well into the thirties.
Guy from chicago: What the hell is wrong with that polish dude?

Other Guy from Chicago: He's completely Skitarded, you cuntsicle!
skitarded by General VonDouchenbag February 8, 2010