Sit, shit & split

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.

My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.

by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019

Weed Sit-ups

That abdominal exercise you do when you’re kicked back on the couch and you need to reach the cannabis on the coffee table.

I started doing weed sit-ups instead of laying my pipe on the couch, so I can eat whatever I want and lose weight.

by Trillith November 27, 2021

Sit

A player on a team sport cannot participate, usually due to ignoring coach instructions.

The coach noticed Connor was not passing the puck to his teammates before making a shot on goal attempt. He called him back to the bench and told him "You don't pass, you sit".

by KnightofNerdom May 9, 2019

Shroom Sitting

When a sober person keeps people tripping on mushrooms safe. (The designated driver of psychedelics)

Bill: You have fun camping this weekend?
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.

by Care Bear Othy June 16, 2024

sitting chair

something kayleigh kuebler won't sit in

i told kayleigh kuebler to sit down and she said that she broke ferry's sitting chair

by cam black April 19, 2018

sit sit

When a female is on her menstrual cycle of the month. The term comes from being restricted to just sitting during the time of the month. Otherwise, one may experience the niagra falls coming down.

Susan has been quite bitchy lately, is she on her sit sit?

by Pickle dicks August 26, 2017

Urban Sitting

A recreational activity consisting of sitting in a lawn chair in the middle of the city. Particularly in a heavily traveled area so you may interact with the indigenous people.

Dude 1:"Dude, urban sitting tonight!?"
Dude 2:"I'm down! Grab some chairs!"

by copymaster114 November 14, 2011