Wang shot

When a man is looking at some very hardcore sex and he hasnt masturbated for a week, he excretes some very white semen.

Aww i had the biggest wang shot when i was looking at horses fucking chicks.

by Evmister April 09, 2006

Shot in the dark

A phrase used to describe a random guess, sometimes associated with a certain South African sprinter.

I didn't know the answer to the question so I took a wild shot in the dark, Oscar Pistorius style.

by DanielTustin83 February 03, 2015

Gate Shot

The morning shot of heroin for a heroin addict. The first shot of the day to give you that push out of the gate. Can also be used for other addictive substances.

Dude, I need to save a gate shot for tomorrow, or I might die.

by TheDreamseller July 05, 2010

shot me

1) Low blow

2)To be hit with a projectile

3)What someone screams when they're being over dramatic

1)"What Stephanie said about Carl was horrible"
"Yea, I agree, she basicaly shot him with that one"

2)That fucker shot me with his fuckin gun! what the fuck?

3)(Steve gets hit with a spit wad)
Steve-"Ahh you shot me!! You bastard!"

by phatkid1221 September 25, 2009

pirate shot

Taking an 8 oz shot of straight hard liquor in one go. Chasers optional. If you get 1/4 down, you're a landlubber, 1/2 is a deckhand, and 3/4 or more is a pirate. The Captain status is reached if the shot goes down in under 5 seconds and/or no chaser is used.

Eric and Stan finished their pirate shots last night, Catherine was a deckhand, but Gwen is now a Captain.

by Lindsai January 12, 2009

shot the sheriff

Before a relationship is committed (which is often different from consummated, depending on your morals, values, and comfort level), the title for the main person in your life is ‘Sheriff’. To have a ‘Sheriff’, one does not need a ‘Deputy’ or ‘Deputies’, though that could be considered acceptable given the only slight significance of the title over a ‘friend’ status. ‘Shooting the sheriff’ is effectively the same as breaking up, but since the relationship was not elevated to boyfriend/girlfriend there is no semantic modification of the terms of said relationship.

Tom: “Dude, weaksauce, I shot the sheriff.”
Brian: “Liquid lamecake, Broseph! You should grab some Boddingtons and we’ll throw down on some Dr. Mario.”

by Jack Krabitz August 05, 2007

spidey shot

A spidey shot, by defintion, involves a male ejaculating semen onto a woman's body part, i.e. face, tits, ass, etc. The aftermath resembles a Peter Parker type attack, thus, the spidey shot.

Boy, Fluffy likes taking spidey shots at the gas station !

by Birdman 33 May 21, 2005