single mingler

A man who does not lock himself down with a single partner and revels in the idea of sharing his exploits with fellow minglers.

Are you kidding me ... am I seeing yet another post on Single Minglers.

by the judge fudge November 30, 2016

Single handed pump action yogurt chucker

Example of the penis or the love length in slang when your having a penis names battle

She couldn't wait to get me home to play with my "single handed pump action yogurt chucker

by Few good men January 17, 2017

Single wiper

When you pinch off a fat log and it only takes one wipe to clean up.

Friend: Dude that was a quick trip to the bathroom.

Me: yeah it was a single wiper.

by Angry Steve January 10, 2017

single gang

A group of Single people that haven't found true love ; (

I'm in Single gang no love for me !

by Guevaraa_ January 24, 2017

Shiggle

When you have to wiggle, shimmy and/or shake for the lack of toilet paper or cleansing material after taking a poop. Aka #ShiggleWithIt

I was camping and had to shiggle since I forgot toilet paper.

by JLO1983 February 10, 2017

singlean

A person who chooses to stay single.

She will not date or marry you, she's a singlean. He's chooses to not date or get married, he's a singlean.

by GypsySpirit June 14, 2017

single people lips

Lips that are dry and chapped.

Friend: "your lips look a little gross.."
Me: "yeah, I have single people lips. Sorry"

by liquid.air August 11, 2017