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On Shane

similar to "no cap", "on my mama", or "on God"... used when you are swearing something to be true because Shane is the realest mfer out there
Friend: "These girls on Tinder are fake gas."

You: "On Shane."
by sandbox17 August 18, 2025
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Classic Shane

Refers to a person who is consistently completely acts that are individual to them, it is a classic act of a person. For this scenario, the name is Shane! Use one syllable words for greater effect as pronunciation is then easier and can be modified accordingly!

Usually pronounced by drawing out words in order to create a sense of repetitiveness, also helps do add a different accent to your normal tone once again just to intensify laughter.

Pronounced more like:

Claaasssic Shaaaneee
1.

Bobby: "Oh by the way did you hear about how Shane cheated on his girlfriend again?"

Pat: "Classic Shane"

2.

Shane: "Its me party, me birthday and I can do whatever me likes"

Group: "Classic Shane"
by Mr Newgent June 24, 2008
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Shane Tarkov Moment

When Shane misses 2 mags on a scav and fucking dies
Shane Just Had a Shane Tarkov Moment

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by ASjnijanfjisnjgimaina August 11, 2022
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Shane Dawson

A 30-year-old middle-age man who typically does dumb shit on the daily basis
Bro you are such a 30 year old middle-age man who typically does dumb shit on a daily basis you’re Shane Dawson
by Eddie Munson Stan July 6, 2022
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shane-ing

when you get your stomach licked.
like that one scene of shane walsh and lori grimes in “The Walking Dead”.
*Shane licks Lori’s stomach*
Lori: *moans*
Shane: *shane-ing Lori*
by mamamamamamamamamamamamamama November 12, 2023
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Shane Green

Some random black guy who is a level 100 freak and a level 1 crook. He has no money, no bitches, and no skill at games. He does however have the most amazing and wonderful and extraordinary best friend any person should wish for and is lucky to have him. This guy has a chode.
Person 1: Hey do you know Shane Green?
Person 2: Unfortunately I remember some fucking camo pants he wore that sucked. I hope someone pees on them.
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Shane Shaming

To actively blame someone for the ways that you yourself victimize them. Transferring all of your negative qualities onto them and using those lies to slander them.
You are totally Shane shaming me for drinking some wine! You were stalking and trying to kill me. It's the other way around!
by Victim shaming, slander April 21, 2023
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